Coach Prime visits San Antonio ahead of Alamobowl 2025. See where he visited.

Coach Prime visits San Antonio ahead of Alamobowl 2025. See where he visited.

Coach Prime. Deion Sanders. Prime Time. Whatever you call him, the man is a force of nature. And before his Colorado Buffaloes took on BYU in the Alamo Bowl, he decided a little San Antonio reconnaissance was in order. Let's just say, his itinerary was... unique.

Our sources reveal a meticulously planned (or perhaps haphazardly thrown together) tour of the Alamo City, one that blended culinary delights with… well, let's call it alternative historical interpretations.

Stop 1: Fred's Fish Fry

"There was no one there, not even staff. But the Fish Fry was good. Thanks Fred," Coach Prime, Probably.

The mystery surrounding Fred's Fish Fry's apparent lack of patrons remains unsolved. Was it a strategic pre-game scouting mission to ensure the competition wouldn't have a secret weapon? Or did Coach Prime simply stumble upon a hidden gem? We may never know. But the fish fry was good. That much is certain.

Stop 2: Garcia's Mexican Food

"The food was top tier, some would even say it was mamalón," Coach Prime, Probably.

Coach Prime, a man who clearly appreciates the finer things in life (and by finer things, we mean delicious Mexican food), bestowed upon Garcia's the highest possible praise. Mamalon. Need we say more?

Stop 3: Regio Cafe

"It was good pa, dale gas!" Coach Prime, Probably.

A concise review, perhaps reflecting the speed at which Coach Prime consumed his meal. Dale gas indeed. Full speed ahead to victory!

Stop 4: The Alamo

"I'll definitely remember my time here, basement was overrated. Thanks PeeWee," Coach Prime, Probably.

Who can forget the Alamo? You would be surprised. But not Coach Prime, he even remembered the basement!

Stop 5: 1604 Highway Construction Site

"I re-constructed a whole team, I can definitely re-construct 1604," Coach Prime, Probably.

This stop speaks volumes. A man who can rebuild a college football program clearly sees no limits to his construction prowess. Watch out, 1604! Coach Prime is coming for you.

Stop 6: The Famous Selena Bridge on the Riverwalk

"We are gonna give BYU a Bidi Bidi Bom Bom whooping," Coach Prime, Probably.

And finally, the pièce de résistance. A bold declaration of intent, delivered with the rhythmic flair of the Queen of Tejano herself. BYU, you've been warned.

In conclusion, Coach Prime's San Antonio adventure was a whirlwind tour of delicious food, questionable historical analysis, and unwavering confidence. Whether his pre-game rituals contributed to victory or not remains to be seen, but one thing's for sure: it was certainly… memorable.

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